HowardWarren Buffet- Bail Me Out
October 2nd 2008 16:58
Real Crash- Looking at Capitalism and its Laws:
Warren Buffet- You must bail me out.
Was heard recently: Warren Buffet said, You Must Bail Me Out. Keep my Goldman sex I mean Sachs life liquid. Give the path away to Berkshire Hathaway. Americans must understand, that if you worship me, you must show it, by bailing me out. After all, if you became worth multi-billions, would you let a little collapse of the worthless, thieving speculative bubble destroy you? Damn no. So call your Congressperson now.
I am still a poor man in some senses. I can only in a distant way link my family tree with the Queen of England and other royalty. I know that I could be financially offed, like Richard Fuld of Lehman Bros. or the execs. of AIG and Merrill Lynch. But, bail me out, because I am a man of the people.
I am convinced that this bailout will actually make money for the taxpayer. After all, look at Wall St. and other investor's records. We have never swindled the American people. The Mortgage Backed Security pyramid and the High Interest Adjustable Rate Mortgages were just a fluke. It was this dumb autistic dude that just graduated Harvard that gave it to us. It was a bad computer model. We are sorry, but if you bail me out, I promise to make sure that me and my friends make money for you the American people. And don't turn down New York's Mayor Bloomberg either, when he wants to sell you the Brooklyn Bridge. Yes, for real.
So worship me, worship the market, and have some respect for success, and bail me out. Now. Mean it. Otherwise I will have to call out the National Guard. None of that class warfare crap.
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