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The Bush administration, moving to promote an economic orgasm, urged Congress on Friday to grant it stiff copulation. If the Bush lets the speculators "stick it in" then pleasure was guaranteed to occur, and investors to feel delight. No word on the response of hot young Alaskans, eskimos, or the Wasilla mafia on these allegations.
Now that "Bush" has copulated with Freddie and also with Fannie (for the lesbian vote), she seems to be showing her "switch-hitter" potential, by ganging up with Obama and whoever else is available. This is known as the "gang-bang" strategy to restart the economy, or how about a "bail out for a good time."
Henry M. Paulson Jr., the Treasury secretary, made it clear that for $1 trillion, he could promise more Banging for the buck, and that it would indeed be a very good buck. Though production would nevertheless continue to drop, and more people would be kicked out of their homes because of speculative mortgages, Bush, and all her officials guaranteed to screw all financial instruments and bail them out.
When an anonymous source at Treasury was asked about the implications of 100 Republican Congresspeople saying to stop bailouts as well as the misgivings of Republican candidate John McCain, as well as Hillary Clinton and Chuck Schumer's mentioning of bankruptcy reorganization, the anonymous official said "we are here to defend the buck even if we have to print a zillion of them." He guaranteed not only all US institutions' financial instruments but, "a good bucking for all." After the press conference of Bush and Paulson, a large army of maintenance staff were seen carefully cleaning the sticky floors.
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At this point, does it really matter how the financial crisis is handled, as long as it IS handled and prevented from happening again?